- “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness, forgot about puppies.” – Gene Hill
- “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho marx
Funny and Famous Dog Quotes
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