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Archive for 'Humor'
Some Reasons for a Woman to Choose a Dog… and Not a Man
Posted: December 25th, 2007 under Humor.
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Humor: The Flying Dog
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, “I’ve got just the thing for you madam. I’ll just get him.”
Posted: November 11th, 2007 under Humor.
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Spot the Talking Dog
This guy sees a sign in front of a house, “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees Spot sitting there. “You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” Spot replies.
“So, what’s your story?” the man asks.
Posted: October 29th, 2007 under Humor.
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Humor: Washing the Dog
An eight year old boy walks into the local grocery store and picked our a large box of laundry detergent.
The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
Oh, not laundry, I’m going to wash my dog! said the boy.
Posted: October 16th, 2007 under Humor.
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Joke: Good Doggie
One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Posted: October 16th, 2007 under Humor.
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Humor: Two Men and Their Dogs
Two men are walking their dogs, a Poodle and a German Shepherd, when they decide that they would like to go into a bar for a drink. “But we can’t take our dogs into that bar,” says the Poodle’s owner.
“Hey, no problem,” says the German Shepherd’s owner. “Just watch this.” ….He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar.
Posted: September 25th, 2007 under Humor.
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Funny and Famous Dog Quotes
- “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Will Rogers
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness, forgot about puppies.” - Gene Hill
Posted: September 25th, 2007 under Articles, Humor.
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Joke: What Kind of Dog Does a Vampire Prefer?
Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: A Bloodhound
Posted: September 25th, 2007 under Humor.
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Top Ten Reasons Why a Dog is Better Than a Woman
Top Ten Reasons Why a Dog is Better Than a Woman:
- A dog does not shop.
- The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
- A dog never expects flowers on Valentine’s Day.
- A dog does not get mad at you if you tuch another dog.
- A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
Posted: September 18th, 2007 under Humor.
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10 Reasons Why It’s Great to be a Dog
The top 10 reasons why it is great to be a dog are:
- If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
- No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
Posted: September 14th, 2007 under Humor.
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